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A smoke alarm that goes off when you boil water is just craving attention. You’re like a pigeon in the park that makes eye contact. You’re a motivational poster that knows he’s lying. A candle that has burned out, still smells faintly of effort. Basically, every cell in my body refuses to work until someone gently, but firmly, whispers threats at it. No, ‘tough cookies’ is not a real phrase. This is not a fucking shopping list, it just says ‘shop for stuff. My brain is like a pen that works perfectly until I need to sign something important. I am totally committed. Just like when that pumpkin pie was still slightly raw, but I still ladled it out to everyone because I already dirtied all the dishes.
A smoke alarm that goes off when you boil water is just craving attention. You’re like a pigeon in the park that makes eye contact. You’re a motivational poster that knows he’s lying. A candle that has burned out, still smells faintly of effort. Basically, every cell in my body refuses to work until someone gently, but firmly, whispers threats at it. No, ‘tough cookies’ is not a real phrase. This is not a fucking shopping list, it just says ‘shop for stuff. My brain is like a pen that works perfectly until I need to sign something important. I am totally committed. Just like when that pumpkin pie was still slightly raw, but I still ladled it out to everyone because I already dirtied all the dishes.

The Lonely Stoner Show & The Ferris Entertainment Network are independent media projects disguised as a clothing and a rogue broadcasting corporation. This is an invitation to exit default reality and enjoy the one I have built.

The Lonely Stoner Show & The Ferris Entertainment Network are independent media projects disguised as a clothing and a rogue broadcasting corporation. This is an invitation to exit default reality and enjoy the one I have built.

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ABOUT ME

In 2021 I lost my job, relationship, apartment, savings and a reason to stay alive.

With no experience or plan I decided to become an artist. I spent two years hunched over my little laptop watching youtube tutorials.

Even though I tried my very best, everything failed. I didn't like my website or my own designs. My fabric weight and prints were poor quality. I didn't want to wear my own cloths.

I started all over again. Over 30 months into my project, I erased everything and started over from scratch.

I made a new website. I created new designs. I developed a new supply chain with new vendors and fabrics...

Finally, after years of trying without success, I have created a line of custom garments that I am incredibly proud of.

I design all my clothes, hoodies, and shirts, pouring my creativity and passion into every piece.
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